CS gangsta rap

From Wired:

Tupac and Biggie, move over. A new hip-hop feud is brewing that glamorizes not guns and ‘hos but Java and secure encryption algorithms.

It’s a good article, but only the lyrics can express the true genius of MC Plus+

DES is wrong if you listen to NIS
Double DES ain’t no better man, that got Dis’ed
Twofish for AES, that was Schneier’s wish

Like a shot from the key
Rijndael made the swish

But Blowfish is still the fastest in the land

And Bruce used the same to [ECB](http://www.counterpane.com/>make a few grand
Use <a href=) and I’ll crack your ciper text

Try CFB mode to keep everyone perplexed

UPDATE: The CS Gangsta rap feud is in full swing:

Yo, MC Plus Plus, my rhymes are so phat,

I’m PSPACE-complete but I’ll reduce you to 3-SAT.

My crew is so hard that we roll in NP,

And bitches dereference my pointer for free.

..

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My flow is so intense that I will overflow your buffer,

Corrupt your stack pointer makin’ all your data suffer.

I’ve got saturated edges but your flow is sparser,

Real gangstas sip on Yacc; instead you generate a parser.

While you’re busy poppin’ stacks I’ll pop a cap in your skull,

While you smoke your crack pipe I’m gonna pipe you to /dev/null.

I may not have a label but I rap like a star;

I’m an unsigned long int and you’re an 8-bit char.